25 Nov Llama HERD membership – pre-registration open
🦙 Join the HERD – Pre-Registration Now Open!
No Drama. No Stress. Just Fluffy Fresh Laundry.
Step forward, stand tall, and lift your neck above the rest — HERD Membership is coming, and you can grab your spot early.
Pre-register today and you could be the lucky llama who wins a free wash!
🌟 Why Join the HERD?
Our HERD members get more than clean clothes — they get VIP llama treatment with every wash.
✔️ Discounted Rates
Members pay less per wash than walk-ins. Fresh laundry and spare change? Win-win.
✔️ Priority Washing
As a HERD member your laundry goes to the head the queue.
Because llamas don’t do waiting. 🦙⚡
✔️ Access to Member-Only Offers
Exclusive deals, seasonal perks, and early access to promotions.
We look after our herd.
✔️ Warm & Woolly Customer Support
Fluffy. Friendly. Preferential.
As a regular service user, our team treats HERD members with the softest touch, get to know you, and can discuss bespoke services!
🧺 Designed for No-Drama Llamas
Life is busy. Laundry shouldn’t be.
With HERD Membership you simply get drop, trot, and go — knowing your clothes are cared for by a team with zero drama and maximum fluffiness.
Your membership starts with a basic monthly payment in advance, making budgeting simple and stress-free. You are then always scheduled in, and clean clothes delivered with a wink and a woolly grin.
🎁 Pre-Register Now & Enter the Draw!
Sign up for early access today and get entered into our Free Wash Giveaway.
One lucky HERD member will get their forth wash entirely on us.
Fresh clothes + a freebie? That’s enough to make any llama hum with happiness.
🦙💨 Step Into the Herd
Don’t wait until the herd is full — secure your place now and enjoy all the perks of preferred-llama status.
👉 Pre-Register Today
Become the no-drama laundry legend you were born to be.
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